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I Am a Locked Room in a Tall Tower
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I can't find my coffee. Is this someones idea of a joke? WHERE IS IT?!

Oh please don't let it be gone. Oh please, oh please. Hogsmeade is SO far away!!!! Where did it go?! I've been drinking a perfectly reasonable amount. Only a few cups at every meal. And a couple in between. OH NO.

I CAN'T do my DADA work, or lack of it, without coffee. HELP!

Fred, what's the possibility on inventing a caffeine pill for emergencies like this?!

If Corner and Boot are behind this there will be no end to the suffering.

Current Mood: crazy crazy

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newt_katie From: newt_katie Date: September 15th, 2007 03:48 am (UTC) (Link)
Okay, that's HILARIOUS. Maybe you should think about cutting back anyway, Tee. Really.
newt_verity From: newt_verity Date: September 15th, 2007 03:50 am (UTC) (Link)
Now is not a time for your attempts at humor, Pixiedust. Now is a time for PANIC.
newt_katie From: newt_katie Date: September 15th, 2007 03:54 am (UTC) (Link)
Ravenclaws. It's only coffee. It's not life or death or anything.
newt_verity From: newt_verity Date: September 15th, 2007 03:55 am (UTC) (Link)
Coffee not life or death?! Gryffindors. You'll never understand.
newt_adrian From: newt_adrian Date: September 15th, 2007 04:12 am (UTC) (Link)

Private to Katie

Jenkins seems just a little given to melodrama, just maybe.
newt_katie From: newt_katie Date: September 15th, 2007 04:19 am (UTC) (Link)

Private to Pucey

Do you think so? I was thinking she's just insane. But, either works.
newt_adrian From: newt_adrian Date: September 15th, 2007 04:24 am (UTC) (Link)

Private to Katie

Melodramatic, insane AND coffee deprived. Sucks to be her, clearly.
newt_katie From: newt_katie Date: September 15th, 2007 04:30 am (UTC) (Link)

Private to Pucey

Well at least she's entertaining. And if it turns out that a person is behind the coffee disappearance then the retribution will also be hilarious. For the spectators anyway.
newt_adrian From: newt_adrian Date: September 15th, 2007 04:46 am (UTC) (Link)

Private to Katie

Ah yes, Ravenclaw cleverness put towards the act of retribution. It ought to be scripted and then canonised.
newt_katie From: newt_katie Date: September 15th, 2007 04:58 am (UTC) (Link)

Private to Pucey

It is a miraculous thing. Maybe we should talk to the Professors about having a holiday created to celebrate it. A day off from studies to contemplate the true meaning of wit and revenge.
newt_adrian From: newt_adrian Date: September 15th, 2007 05:05 am (UTC) (Link)

Private to Katie

But what about the rest of the houses? They deserve honour and contemplation too.
newt_katie From: newt_katie Date: September 15th, 2007 05:10 am (UTC) (Link)

Private to Pucey

Mmmm, perhaps. And what characteristics do you propose we celebrate?
newt_marietta From: newt_marietta Date: September 17th, 2007 07:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
It quickly becomes a matter of life or death in Ravenclaw tower. In particular, anybody mocking the coffee addicts treads a very thin line in that respect. I don't think there's been any murders for a while, but then Roger people have been in a sharing mood recently, so no-one has had to be deprived for too long.
newt_roger From: newt_roger Date: September 15th, 2007 03:49 am (UTC) (Link)
No COFFEE?! Yeeesh.

You can borrow some of mine. I just received the weekly owl order for more, so I've a little bit to spare.
newt_verity From: newt_verity Date: September 15th, 2007 03:52 am (UTC) (Link)
WHERE did it go?! I swear I had some last night! This isn't the kind of thing I usually don't notice. Terry and Michael had better PRAY I don't find they have it.

I love you, I love you, I love you. If you weren't my big-brother-teddy-bear I'd kiss you.
newt_roger From: newt_roger Date: September 15th, 2007 03:58 am (UTC) (Link)
Of course it isn't the kind of thing that would go unnoticed. I'm not quite sure that threatening Michael and Terry would be at all wise, but I'll help you look for it after Quidditch practice.

Yes, well, I fully recognise the state of dire necessity, so it's no trouble. And it would be a bit weird if you DID kiss me, so just as well, hmm?
newt_verity From: newt_verity Date: September 15th, 2007 04:02 am (UTC) (Link)
I didn't say anything about threatening. What I had in mind was far more insidious....

Thoroughly bizarre. So my undying gratitude will have to do.
newt_roger From: newt_roger Date: September 15th, 2007 04:10 am (UTC) (Link)
Now, now, don't do anything that you'll get in trouble for. As a Prefect I'm going to have to remind you that we're all supposed to get along and follow the rules and blah blah, which you've all heard before. But just saying so again, so it absolves ME of responsibility, and don't say I didn't warn you, etc.

All right. I've just brewed a fresh pot. You can come and have some.
newt_verity From: newt_verity Date: September 15th, 2007 04:15 am (UTC) (Link)
You do that speech so well, dear. I'll never tire of ignoring hearing it.

You're a beautiful creature, Roger Davies.
newt_roger From: newt_roger Date: September 15th, 2007 04:23 am (UTC) (Link)
Yes, and very precious little stock do you hold in it. Nevertheless, don't do anything mean to the poor sods, hmm? I think Corner's too busy snogging that Weasley girl at least, from what I've heard from another patrolling Prefect to be too concerned with coffee theft, at any rate. After all, coffee theft is a very difficult crime to carry out hereabouts, and would require him to be utilising all of his brainpower and efforts.

Thanks. So say you and my mum. That's something, right? Joking.
newt_verity From: newt_verity Date: September 15th, 2007 04:33 am (UTC) (Link)
Michael and Ginny? Huh. Must have been Terry, then. Oh dear little Terry.

If your mum and I say it that's EVERYTHING. And we're not the only ones.
newt_roger From: newt_roger Date: September 15th, 2007 04:42 am (UTC) (Link)
Well... we'll see if we can't find it before Terry loses his life, yeah?

As you say, Verity. And as for not being the only ones, slightly crazy Slytherin 5th year girls don't count, all right?
newt_verity From: newt_verity Date: September 15th, 2007 04:52 am (UTC) (Link)
Unless you want to visit me in Azkaban I suppose we'd better.

Tracey Davis counts. Just because she's young and slightly crazy doesn't mean she doesn't count. And she'd hardly have to change her last name at all! Buahahaha.
newt_roger From: newt_roger Date: September 15th, 2007 04:56 am (UTC) (Link)
I think I'll pass on that one.

... She should absolutely be pursuing boys who are her own age. And I barely know her. And that's not funny.
newt_verity From: newt_verity Date: September 15th, 2007 05:04 am (UTC) (Link)
Au contraire mon petit ami, it IS funny.
newt_roger From: newt_roger Date: September 15th, 2007 05:09 am (UTC) (Link)
No. Really. I never did anything to deserve it, either.
newt_verity From: newt_verity Date: September 15th, 2007 05:12 am (UTC) (Link)
Of course you did. You were your handsome self. Sometimes beauty is a burden, I hear.
newt_marietta From: newt_marietta Date: September 17th, 2007 07:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
Bless him. He just won't accept it.
newt_dorny From: newt_dorny Date: September 15th, 2007 04:22 am (UTC) (Link)
Roger, darling, does that speech actually ever work on anyone you've ever given it to?
newt_roger From: newt_roger Date: September 15th, 2007 04:27 am (UTC) (Link)
Sure it does, when I'm giving it seriously. Have to keep my team under some semblance of control, and most of them are mad. Don't listen to anything they say about me being terrifying, however. It's totally untrue and illogical.
newt_dorny From: newt_dorny Date: September 15th, 2007 04:39 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh, yes, absolutely agreed. Most of them are completely insane - but they play very well. I'm ever your top supporter, of course.
newt_roger From: newt_roger Date: September 15th, 2007 04:45 am (UTC) (Link)
For which we're very grateful, and for which you have my thanks. I am not terrifying, though.
newt_marietta From: newt_marietta Date: September 17th, 2007 07:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'd go further. All Quidditch players are insane. It's just a ball, you know? What are you going to do with it once you've finished chasing it? Hit it somewhere else. Only the Seeker even gets to hold one, and then they just put it back in the box. I'll cheer as loud as anyone - house pride and that - but I still don't get the point, however often Cho explains it.
newt_dorny From: newt_dorny Date: September 15th, 2007 04:10 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh dear, that is horrid. I'll make you a cup and bring it over.
newt_verity From: newt_verity Date: September 15th, 2007 04:17 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh, thank you!

Though-- for the sake of honesty-- Roger is giving me some as well. So you don't have to if you don't want. But if you WANT I will gladly receive.
newt_dorny From: newt_dorny Date: September 15th, 2007 04:20 am (UTC) (Link)
Well, it's quite alright, it's a pleasure, really. You can perform a heating charm if it gets cold before you get to it, anyway.
newt_verity From: newt_verity Date: September 15th, 2007 04:34 am (UTC) (Link)
You're a lovely human, Jelena Louise.
newt_dorny From: newt_dorny Date: September 15th, 2007 04:40 am (UTC) (Link)
And so are you, Verity Mnemosyne. WHY LOUISE? I HATE 'LOUISE'!
newt_fawcett From: newt_fawcett Date: September 16th, 2007 12:59 am (UTC) (Link)
Do not laugh, Fawcett. Do not laugh.

That truly is a tragedy. But I take it one of our lovely housemates has supplied you with some by now?
newt_verity From: newt_verity Date: September 16th, 2007 01:08 am (UTC) (Link)
Yes, it is upsetting. And both Roger and JD shared some of their coffee with me. Lovely people our housemates except Terry.

How goes life as the Head Girl?
newt_fawcett From: newt_fawcett Date: September 16th, 2007 01:14 am (UTC) (Link)
Other houses just don't understand the importance of coffee though with you it's a tad excessive, and amusing.

It goes.
newt_marietta From: newt_marietta Date: September 17th, 2007 07:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
That sounds ominous.
newt_marietta From: newt_marietta Date: September 17th, 2007 07:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh dear. Do you want help looking for it? I'm up in the dorms with Morrigan at the moment, we could easily come down.
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