I can't find my coffee. Is this someones idea of a joke? WHERE IS IT?!
Oh please don't let it be gone. Oh please, oh please. Hogsmeade is SO far away!!!! Where did it go?! I've been drinking a perfectly reasonable amount. Only a few cups at every meal. And a couple in between. OH NO.
I CAN'T do my DADA work, or lack of it, without coffee. HELP!
Fred, what's the possibility on inventing a caffeine pill for emergencies like this?!
If Corner and Boot are behind this there will be no end to the suffering.
It quickly becomes a matter of life or death in Ravenclaw tower. In particular, anybody mocking the coffee addicts treads a very thin line in that respect. I don't think there's been any murders for a while, but then Roger people have been in a sharing mood recently, so no-one has had to be deprived for too long.
Now, now, don't do anything that you'll get in trouble for. As a Prefect I'm going to have to remind you that we're all supposed to get along and follow the rules and blah blah, which you've all heard before. But just saying so again, so it absolves ME of responsibility, and don't say I didn't warn you, etc.
All right. I've just brewed a fresh pot. You can come and have some.
Yes, and very precious little stock do you hold in it. Nevertheless, don't do anything mean to the poor sods, hmm? I think Corner's too busy snogging that Weasley girl at least, from what I've heard from another patrolling Prefect to be too concerned with coffee theft, at any rate. After all, coffee theft is a very difficult crime to carry out hereabouts, and would require him to be utilising all of his brainpower and efforts.
Thanks. So say you and my mum. That's something, right? Joking.
Sure it does, when I'm giving it seriously. Have to keep my team under some semblance of control, and most of them are mad. Don't listen to anything they say about me being terrifying, however. It's totally untrue and illogical.
I'd go further. All Quidditch players are insane. It's just a ball, you know? What are you going to do with it once you've finished chasing it? Hit it somewhere else. Only the Seeker even gets to hold one, and then they just put it back in the box. I'll cheer as loud as anyone - house pride and that - but I still don't get the point, however often Cho explains it.